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Nemesis of a celebrated filmmaker

A Hanif Kureishi novel with an elderly, incapacitated and impotent protagonist — there’s something I never thought I’d read but…

Nemesis of a celebrated filmmaker

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A Hanif Kureishi novel with an elderly, incapacitated and impotent protagonist — there’s something I never thought I’d read but here he is. Waldo was a once celebrated film director, who used to run with the great and the good, his now defunct study a shrine to his illustrious life and career — Baftas, “birthday cards from Bowie and Iman”, a photo with Joe Strummer. Vanished is his “f*ckability”, that “ass you’d pay to bite”; these days he’s not so much a shell of the man he once was but rather the bloated carcass. Obese, weak and riddled with illness — “diabetes, prostate cancer, an ulcer, early MS, constipation, diarrhoea and only one good hip, a cough, phobias, addictions, obsessions and hypochondria” — he’s bed or wheelchair-bound, Rear Window’s L B Jefferies played by a late career Marlon Brando.

Spying on his neighbours passes the time — “I sit here like a large fly at the windowpane, investigating fantastic lands across the way” — but the object of his obsession is his wife, Zee. She’s 22 years younger, and the only woman he’s ever truly loved, the “one whose body I enjoyed more than any other”, (including those “magical f*cks” of his LSD-tinged, California commune days with the “live-in lesbians”). Now, however, Waldo suspects she’s making a cuckold of him with his sort-of friend Eddie — a freeloading throwback from old Soho, a “dirty-minded raconteur” who’s a sucker for celebrities, “his voice smoky with public-school corruption and changing-room decadence”.

I wish there had been a shifty Lars Thorwald-type in the mansion flat opposite; it would have made for more interesting reading than Waldo’s randy ramblings. The director as voyeur, orchestrating his last great story, could be fabulous stuff, but when he describes one of his leading actresses as “not a woman a man can look at for long”, you realise you’re not exactly dealing with Bergman. Clichés are heaped on with heavy-handedness and what little narrative and plot there is flimsy and unconvincing. Is Zee cheating on him or is Waldo simply a “deluded mad old man”? Since she’s impossible to get a handle on — Kureishi fails to transform her into something more than the various body parts Waldo salivates over — it’s hard to tell. She seems to be in love with him one minute, but the next she’s attempting to smother him with a pillow.

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At his best, Waldo’s a sly mix of generosity, ego and vulnerability — “I did say, while taking it for granted that when I died she would slash her wrists with a broken bottle, having first gone mad and ripped out her hair” — but it’s all grandiloquence. “As a reader,” he declares, “I’m done with literature. I only want fun.” Perhaps this too is Kureishi’s game, unfortunately though it all falls a little flat, bombastic theatrical style over substance only getting you so far.

The Independent

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